The Sharp End of the Law

So as it happens to be now, or a third sentence, three and a half years in prison. Fourth strike. I had a very difficult time in court, especially with the free strikes before violent crimes, but somehow, because of my actual reason for committing these crimes – apparently, all four of my violent convictions were in separate violent categories – that's when my barrister let me know that one of my cases appears in the 2014 law book. He was very impressed. Belmarsh, because of my family and multiple connections, this time I wasn't a twenty-one prisoner. Disappoint. That is where I had earned multiple connections. So I ended up getting a position as an introduction orderly, plus starting my own business as a stylist. Not officially, privately, but officers always recommended me to other people when they needed a haircut, shave, but was always I got my tobacco. And this is where life gets very tricky. I would say in the thirteen, fourteen years of being locked up, I've only ever had two people that tried not to pay me. Hunter is one of the most dangerous things to happen in prison. Remember, if people think that they can pay their bills by smacking someone in the jaw, then you're fucked. Always remember, the prison system is under completely different guidelines, laws, compared to the world that we live in. So the way that it goes is, make sure you shut it down immediately. Let's say one guy got knocked unconscious. The other one that happened to be locked up for manslaughter, an ex-cage fighter, punched a guy. But being a professional cage fighter, having a fight unprofessionally means that your hands are a lethal weapon, and it's illegal. Like, this guy happened to be a real-life bully, which, only after I dealt with him, at least eleven guys came out the woodwork and thanked me for completely disgracing him. Apparently, he was crying at his door, begging the people who he had bullied for at least eleven months. And this is nasty stuff, talking about blackmailing their family, having money sent in, taking all of their canteen money, making phone calls off the credit. So I went guilty when we had an adjudication, which is a trial for fighting in prison. He decided because he got beaten up, he was not guilty. So you're gonna get found guilty if you're fighting by the prison governor. I've got, thank you, sentenced to loss of this and that, and a couple of days in segregation. He went not guilty, and got found guilty. So he decided to try and throw a chair at the governor of the prison, which the four security guards or officers made sure that he regretted that. It was hilarious. Just screams their, "Bring him out, bent up, face dragging on the floor, unconscious, like a good little dickhead." He ended up doing three or four weeks in the block, segregation, and then shipped out to a very far prison for people like them. So I did feel like a hero. Plus, what more did you expect? For some reason, me dealing with this problem seemed to have impressed people throughout the world. When the seven hundred and fifty people locked up in the prison I was in heard about it, apparently I was called "The Ninja Man." Never seen a parcel on get hit three times, I'm standing still, and he's running forward from a distance, same, "He's gonna murder me," and all this crap, ripping his top off. I would say he looked like the original Hulk from, yeah, deep bully, big bully. Justice is what you make it. Like I said, that's an example of accepting, or even knowing that I can do something which you're willing to accept the punishment beforehand. The slight operation, organisation, yeah. Anyway, before I knew it, that was the only two people, you know, for thirteen, fourteen years, that not to pay. Locker set, very second, always in segregation. The list got big. Off of a big, massive list. The officers had to let me out. People just packed it back, everywhere. Tobacco is a main commodity, plus shower gels, soap, conditioner, alternating, cleaning products, fizzy drinks, chocolate bars, crisps, cage, custard. We have like, cookies and microwaves and things, not ovens. My job with once was to do the making cakes and selling slices. Yeah, it was like one slice of cake for I think it was a five pounds. So, yeah. And the cost of making three big trays of different cakes. I made a chocolate cake, white chocolate cake, and then I made a fruit cake with chocolate on it. So, yeah. There's big slices. I'll be lucky to get a couple of sizes for myself. But the money was managing. I mean, it was good fun. And plus, you have to be a bully to get in the kitchen, especially when there's seven hundred prisoners and six cookers, you know what I'm saying? I think it was only weekends. So I started from, you know, four-day weekend. The amount of different cultures and foods, like I said, I would buy a chicken, I'll buy a chicken, and I'll buy minced meat or something, and I'll give you friends. Almost Caribbean, one was Indian. Did make me two different foods. And then I love mild fruit as well, and we just freeze them all up in our containers and last all week. Yeah. And obviously, maybe in the number one servery that serves the food, and is the cleaner, and literally the number one on the wing. Plus, it was good because I was doing my music at the time in the studio. So yeah, I'm used to play the music on the wing. Dust some more people, people loved it. We used to get the biggest bass system, usually it was like, yellow blaster bass, sub-zero type thing. We'll put it out the cell, clear on the wings, associations out, people are associating, and then I get more people to see if they like to change, and we'll play out loud. Everyone shut down. Yeah. And it was funny because literally six weeks later, someone released a song called "Shutdown," and it was obvious that he had heard it from someone with a mobile phone and got the logistics. But the actual song with the beat is, you know, 100% quality, I'm saying. I would say someone on music is a masterpiece. It's all about the, you know, I might have instruments. I used. Yeah. So at least I did saying, and which I think everything was good, anyway. Opposite, it depends if you have to be old school, obviously, you know, any, any moment that we would suss out any nonsense, we would, you know, make sure, you know, find out, looking paperwork, see what I'm saying, talk to the victim. Some people like lie, which I have uncovered a few convicted people. The person was a complete, a lot of liar, and literally just wanted to take his property, take his car, take what is money is in prison, geometry. So yeah, that bad. What can you do? Then you get real ones, which is a very hardcore type of justice, hardcore justice, trying to make sure that these people never do things like that again, if you understand. You know, it's like, some people say, I mean, it's like, you have to go through what you say went through. But, you know, if you've got a broomstick shoved up your anal, and someone like kicks it as well, especially in your match, and if you have a sock with human shit falls down your throat, so you can be gagged, so any screams will consist of shit from, you know, in a sock down your throat. Yeah, quite funny. It's a curious sound. But like I said, I'll ever see these people that again. Obviously, you know, it's the way they like it, you know, people like it like that. But now I've got, I've got all my things ready. Oh, my qualifications are done, and it's released. So I was happy and excited to be back with my family. So usually one of my family picked me up, I'm bringing me back to London. Usually, you'll be out extremely far in the country, the sticks, to drive back. I mean, I have to try and hit a market or go something. Usually, you got to cash your bond, you know, because I came out with quite a lot of money, and they couldn't give it to me, so they had to give me a special bond or check that I have to cash some local place where I've never been to. So you have to do that. I mean, I can try to do it without no one. So yeah, there's good day. Family, honest. That's when I am announced about retiring from all criminal activities, where I officially went into a professional entertainer, where I registered on, officially on the government taxis, licenses, permissions, permits, all of these things come with it, especially when you're open your arm record label. Record label, yeah. Very, very um exciting times. Done your home. No one actually everyone knew what I did, it understand because of it's a very complex to be a sole owner of your own record label domain. The auditions and the video of the house have been sent in, was you know, 300,000 people auditioned, videos to, you know, the trust our lot, you know, so if I, if I feel, if I want to work with people, I worked with Pacific people. If you're telling it and I'll see it, then I feel comfortable and ready, then you may be signing the contract and becoming a celebrity actor, superstar, rockstar, host. Don't mean anything, it's an agency or whatever. Do it. I mean, professionals get professional services, yeah. So there's a new story. But always remember, you have to dress the part, be the part, and do everything that people, that do the profession that you do. No entertainment industry is a billion-dollar industry with professionals, and it's a very highly confidential and private superstar agency. So yeah, it's a lot of Omar Diamond's music productions, but there's time for another book. Show off to the world. Ten.