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So as it happens to be now or a third sentence 3 half years in prison fourth strike I had a very difficult time in court especially with the free strikes before violent crimes but somehow because of my actual reason for committing these crimes apparently all four of my violent convictions were in separate violent categories that's when my barrister let me know that one of my cases appears in the 2014 law book and he was very impressed belmarsh because of my family and multiple connections this time I wasn't a 21 prisoner disappoint that is where I had earned multiple connections so I ended up getting a position as a introduction orderly plus starting my own business as a stylist not officially privately but officers always recommended me to other people when they needed with haircut shave but was always I got my tobacco and this is where life gets very tricky I would say in the 13 14 years of being locked up I've only ever had two people that tried not to pay me Hunter is one of the most dangerous things to happen in prison remember if people think that they can pay their bills by smacking someone in the jaw then you're fucked always remember the prison system is under completely different guidelines laws compared to the world that we live in so the way that it goes is make sure you shut it down immediately let's say one guy got knocked unconscious the other one that happened to be locked up for manslaughter an X cage fighter that punched a guy but being a professional cage fighter having a fight unprofessionally means that your hands or your a lethal weapon and it's illegal like this guy happened to be a real life bully which only after I dealt with him at least 11 guys come out the woodwork and thanked me for completely disgracing him apparently he was crying at his door begging the people who had bullied for at least 11 months and this is nasty stuff talking about blackmailing their family having money sent in taking all of their canteen money make making phone calls off the credit so I went guilty when we had a adjudication which is a trial for fighting in prison heat decided because he got beaten up he was not guilty so you're gonna get found guilty if you're fighting by the prison gov governor I've got thank you sentence to loss of this and that and a couple of days in segregation he went not guilty and got found guilty so he decided to try a throw a chair at the governor of the prison which the four security guards or offices made sure that he regreted that he was hilarious just screams their bring him out bent up movies face dragging on the floor unconscious like a good little d******* he ended up doing free or four weeks in the block segregation and then shipped out to a very far prison for people like them so I did feel like a hero plus what more did you expect for some reason me dealing with this problem seem to have impressed people throughout the world when the 750 people locked up in the prison I was in heard about it apparently I was called the ninja Man there's never seen a parcelon get hit three times I'm standing still and he's running forward from a distance same he's gonna murder me in all this crap ripping his top off I would say he looked like the original Hulk from yeah deep bully big bully justices what you make it like I said that's an example of accepting or even knowing that icon or doing something which you're willing to accept the punishment beforehand the slight openation organisation yeah anyway before I knew it that was the only two people you know for 13 14 years that not to pay locker set very second always in segregation the list got big off or a big massive list the officers had to let me out people just packs it back where everywhere tobacco is a main commodity plus shower gels soap conditional alternator is cleaning products fizzy drinks chocolate bars Chris cage custard s we have like cookies and microwaves and things I don't ovens my job with once was to do the making cakes and selling slices yeah it was like one slice of cake for I think it was a Five pounds so yeah and the cost of making free big trays of different cakes I made a chocolate cake white chocolate cake and then I made a fruit cake with chocolate on it so yeah there's a big slice is I'll be lucky to get a couple of sizes for myself but the money was managing I mean it was good fun and plus you have to be a bully to get in the kitchen especially when the 700 prisoners and six cookers you know what I'm saying I think it was only weekends so I started from you know four day weekend yeah the amount of different cultures and foods like I said I would buy a chicken I'll buy a chicken and I'll buy minced me or something and I'll give you friends almost Caribbean one was Indian did make me two different foods and then I love mild fruit as well and we just freeze them all up in our containers and last all week yeah and obviously maybe in the number one servery that serves the food and is the cleaner and literally the number one on the wing plus it was good because I was doing my music at the time in the studio so yeah I'm used to play the music on the wing dust some more people of people loved it we used to get the biggest base system usually it was like yellow blaster bass Sub-Zero type thing we'll put it out the cell clear on the wings association's out people are associating and then I get more people to see if they like to change and we'll play out loud everyone shut down yeah and it was funny because literally six weeks later someone released a song called shutdown and it was obvious that he had heard it from someone with a mobile phone and got the logistics but the actual song with the beat is you know 100% quality I'm saying I would say someone on music is a masterpiece it's all about the you know I might have instruments I used yeah so at least I did saying in which I think everything was good anyway opposite it depends if you have to be old school obviously you know any any moment that we would suss out any nonsense we would you know make sure you know find out looking paperwork see what I'm saying talk to the victim some people like lie which I have uncovered a few convicted people the person was a complete a lot of liar and literally just wanted to take his property take his car take what is money is in prison geometry so yeah that bad what can you do then you get real ones which is a very hot core type of justice hardcore justice trying to make sure that these people never do things like that again if you understand you know it's like some people say I mean it's like you have to go through what you say went through but you know if you've got a broomstick shop up your anal and someone like kicks it as well especially in your match and if you have a sock with human s***falls down your throat so it can be gagged so any screens will consist of s*** from you know in a sock down your throat yeah quite funny it's a culious sound but like I said I'll ever see these people that again obviously you know it's the way they like it you know people like it like that but now I've got I've got all my things ready oh my qualifications are done and it's released so I was happy and excited to be back with my family so usually one of my family picked me up I'm bringing me back to London usually you'll be out extremely far in the country the sticks to drive back I mean I have to try and hit a market or go something usually you got a cash your bond you know because I came out with quite a lot of money and they couldn't give it to me so that to give me a special bond or check that I have to cash some local place where I've never been to so you have to do that I mean I can try to do it without no one so yeah there's good Dave family honest that's when I am announced about retiring from all criminal activities and officially when into a professional entertainer where are registered on officially on the government taxis licenses permissions permits all of these things come with it especially when you're open your arm record label record label yeah very very um exciting times done your home no one actually everyone knew what I did it understand because of it's a very complex to be a soul owner of your own record label domain the auditions and the video of the house have been sent in was you know 300,000 people audition we videos to you know the trust our lot you know so if I if I feel if I want to work with people I worked with Pacific people if you're telling it and I'll see it then I feel comfortable and ready then you may be signing the contract and becoming a celebrity actor superstar Rockstar host don't mean anything it's an agency or whatever do it I mean. Professionals get professional services yeah so there's a new story but always remember you have to dress the part be the part and do everything that people that do the profession that you do no entertainment industry is a billion dollar industry with professionals and it's a very highly confidential and private superstar agency so yeah it's a lot of Omar diamonds music productions but there's time for another book show off to the world 10
Table of contents
- 1The Sharp End of the LawFreshly sentenced to three and a half years in maximum security, I found myself navigating the harsh realities of Belmarsh. My barrister's surprise at my unique legal history, citing a 2014 law book, offered a glimmer of hope amidst the despair.
- 2Barber to the BlockMy connections and reputation opened doors. I became an introduction orderly and, unofficially, the prison's top stylist. Officers sent inmates my way for haircuts and shaves, a service that always came with a welcome bonus of tobacco.
- 3The Price of a Bad HaircutIn 13 years, only two men refused to pay. The prison economy is brutal; disrespecting a debt can lead to violence. I learned early on that you must shut down any defiance immediately, no matter the cost.
- 4The Cage Fighter's ComeuppanceOne offender, an ex-cage fighter and notorious bully, tried to short-change me. His violent tendencies proved his downfall. After I dealt with him, eleven other inmates thanked me for humiliating him.
- 5Justice, Prison StyleThe adjudication for the fight saw the bully found not guilty, while I received punishment. He then attacked the governor, leading to his swift, brutal, and hilarious downfall. He was sent to a segregation unit, then a far-off prison.
- 6Ninja Man AscendsMy swift handling of the bully earned me the moniker 'Ninja Man' among the 750 inmates. They'd never seen anyone move so fast. My actions were seen as justice, and it impressed people across the prison.
- 7The Cake Boss of BelmarshMy business ventures expanded. I took over cake-making, selling slices for a hefty price. It was a tough kitchen to get into, but the profits were good, and I enjoyed the challenge and the sweet rewards.
- 8A Taste of CultureI embraced the diverse culinary scene within the prison. Sharing ingredients with friends from different cultures, we'd whip up a variety of meals, freezing portions to last the week. It was a taste of home.
- 9Wing DJ & The ShutdownI used my position to bring music to the wing, setting up a powerful sound system. We'd blast tunes, creating a vibrant atmosphere. Six weeks later, a song called 'Shutdown' was released, clearly inspired by our wing parties.
- 10Old School JusticeMy approach to resolving disputes was 'old school.' I'd investigate, talk to victims, and uncover lies. Some deserved harsh 'hardcore justice' for their actions, ensuring they wouldn't repeat them.
- 11The ReleaseAfter serving my time and completing my qualifications, it was time for release. I was excited to see my family. The prison couldn't give me my accumulated bond money, so I had to cash a special check.
- 12Retiring from CrimeUpon release, I declared my retirement from criminal activities. My family picked me up, and we headed back to London. It was the start of a new, legitimate chapter in my life.
- 13The Entertainment MogulI officially entered the professional entertainment world, launching my own record label. This required permits and licenses, a complex process for a sole owner, but I was ready for the challenge.
- 14The Audition HustleMy record label held auditions, attracting 300,000 applicants. I aimed to work with specific, talented individuals. If I felt comfortable and they were ready, they might get a contract and become a star.
- 15Omar Diamondz Presents...The entertainment industry is a billion-dollar business. I'm ready to dress the part, be the part, and do the part. This is the start of a new story, a new book, ready to be shown to the world.
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