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Family Business

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Family Business

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When two notoriously nicknamed enforcers, Rico and Murder, embark on a high-stakes mission for a mysterious boss, they discover their targets are not just formidable, but intimately familiar. Hilarity ensues as they navigate a family reunion of a different kind, armed with 'choppers' and a whole lot of awkwardness.

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  1. 1The Unlikely Duo and the Ominous OrderMeet Rico, a meticulous enforcer with a penchant for neatness, and 'Murder,' his chaotic but equally effective partner. Their latest assignment from the enigmatic Charles seems routine: collect a debt from five difficult targets, with a stern warning about their formidable bodyguards.
  2. 2Choppers, Chuckles, and a Crumbling FaçadeArmed with their 'choppers' (a term they use for everything from crowbars to oversized spatulas), Rico and Murder set off, their usual banter filling the car. As they approach the first target's lavish estate, their confidence is high, completely unaware of the familial storm brewing.
  3. 3AUNT MARTHA'S MANOR: The First 'Hit'Their initial target turns out to be none other than Aunt Martha, a sweet-looking woman with a surprisingly tough bodyguard – Uncle Barry, a retired wrestling enthusiast. The 'take-down' quickly devolves into an awkward family reunion, complete with passive-aggressive comments and forced smiles, as Rico and Murder try to maintain their professional demeanor.
  4. 4The Family Feud Continues: Cousins, Chaos, and 'Collections'As they move to the next targets, the pattern repeats: each 'mark' is a relative, guarded by another. Hilarious confrontations ensue with Cousin Kevin, a tech bro with a drone army, and Grandma Rose, whose 'bodyguard' is actually her prize-winning poodle. Rico and Murder struggle to balance their mission with the awkwardness of family history.
  5. 5The Big Reveal and Charles's Cunning PlanReaching the final 'target,' Rico and Murder discover Charles himself, surrounded by their entire extended family, who are all in on the ruse. Charles reveals his 'mission' was a convoluted attempt to force a family reunion, using their notoriety as enforcers to ensure everyone showed up.
  6. 6Awkward Acknowledgements and an Unconventional ReunionThe 'mission' concludes with Rico and Murder begrudgingly joining the family barbecue, now known as the 'debt collectors' who brought everyone together. They navigate the new family dynamics, realizing that sometimes, the most dangerous assignments are the ones that hit closest to home.

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