Chapter 2
Apollo's Stolen Sunshine
By midday, the infant Hermes has already charmed and outwitted Apollo, stealing his prized cattle. This audacious act showcases his innate trickster abilities and sets the stage for his divine reputation.
The air in the cave, still cool from the night’s embrace, hummed with a nascent energy. Dawn had barely kissed the mountaintops when Maia, her face etched with a weariness that belied the miraculous event, cradled her son. He was a creature of impossible speed, even in slumber, his tiny limbs twitching as if already chasing the wind. But sleep, for Hermes, was a fleeting visitor. The first rays of sun, slanting through the cave’s mouth, found his eyes already open, wide and impossibly bright, reflecting the nascent gold of the day.
He was no ordinary infant. While other babies wailed for sustenance, Hermes was already contemplating escape. The scent of the outside world, a symphony of dew-kissed earth and wild herbs, beckoned him. And with it, the tantalizing thought of… acquisition. His gaze, sharp and knowing, fell upon the shimmering, golden glow emanating from a distant pasture. Apollo’s cattle. They were said to be the most radiant, the most prized, their hides catching the sun like spun gold. A challenge. A game.
With a stealth that defied his tender age, Hermes slipped from his mother’s grasp. His movements were fluid, silent, like a shadow detaching itself from the rock. He didn’t crawl; he flowed, a ripple of potential energy across the cave floor. Emerging into the blinding brilliance of the morning, he paused, not in awe, but in assessment. The world was a playground, vast and ripe for exploration. And his first destination was clear.
The journey to Apollo’s famed pastures was a mere blink for the burgeoning god. He moved through the landscape with an uncanny understanding, a natural navigator of terrain he had never seen. The grass tickled his impossibly small feet, the breeze whispered secrets in his ear, and the distant lowing of cattle grew louder, a siren song of temptation. He saw them then, a herd of pure, radiant light, grazing placidly under the watchful gaze of a solitary shepherd, a minor nymph tasked with their care.
Hermes didn’t approach with brute force. That was for lesser beings, for gods who relied on might rather than cunning. He employed his most potent weapon: charm. He willed a playful breeze to ruffle the nymph’s hair, a sudden, dazzling ray of sunlight to momentarily blind her. Then, with a mischievous grin that would one day become legendary, he began to mimic the sounds of the herd, a cacophony of perfect imitations. The nymph, disoriented and confused, turned this way and that, her attention fractured.
In that sliver of distraction, Hermes moved. He didn't need to herd the cattle; he simply willed them to follow. A silent command, a subtle surge of his nascent power, and the golden beasts began to drift, as if drawn by an invisible current, away from their pasture and towards the shadows of the nearby hills. He moved amongst them, a tiny, agile conductor, his laughter, a surprising, bell-like sound, echoing through the morning air. The nymph, finally realizing her charge was vanishing, cried out in alarm, but Hermes was already a blur, leading the sun-kissed cattle towards a hidden ravine, his small hands guiding their massive forms with an inexplicable authority.
By midday, the sun blazed high in the heavens, its light reflecting off the pristine hides of Apollo’s stolen herd. They were safely tucked away, a testament to Hermes’s audacious feat. He sat amongst them, a tiny conqueror, the warmth of the stolen sunshine radiating from their flanks. He felt a thrill, a potent surge of accomplishment. He had taken something precious, something beautiful, and he had done it with a brilliance that bordered on the divine. And the best part? No one could truly blame him. He was a baby, after all. What could a baby do?
But Hermes wasn’t content with mere acquisition. The restless energy that coursed through him demanded more. He looked at the cattle, their magnificent forms, and then at his own small hands, hands that had orchestrated such a masterful feat. And an idea, sharp and clear, pierced through the playful satisfaction. Music. The gods sang and played, their melodies filling Olympus with divine harmony. Apollo, especially, was the master of the lyre. It was a beautiful instrument, capable of weaving spells of joy and sorrow.
He remembered the sleek, polished wood, the taut strings that vibrated with such potent sound. He looked at the sturdy shells of tortoises scattered nearby, remnants of ancient creatures. His mind, already a whirlwind of innovation, began to weave them together. He gathered sinew, stretched it taut across the shell, creating a resonant chamber. He found reeds, sharpened them, and fashioned them into pegs. It was crude, rudimentary, but it was a lyre. His lyre.
As dusk began to paint the sky in hues of orange and purple, Hermes sat with his creation. He plucked a string. A clear, resonant note sang out, a sound unlike anything he had ever heard. It was pure, unadorned, and brimming with potential. He plucked another, then another, his small fingers finding a natural rhythm. The notes, at first tentative, began to weave themselves into a melody. It was a simple tune, born of the quietude of the hills and the stolen sunshine, but it held an undeniable charm. It spoke of mischief and wonder, of the thrill of the chase and the beauty of the stolen prize.
He played for the cattle, their golden eyes reflecting the fading light. He played for the wind, which seemed to pause its rustling to listen. He played for himself, a solitary composer in the twilight. The music flowed from him, effortless and pure, a testament to a talent that transcended his years. He had stolen Apollo’s cattle, and now, he had stolen his art.
The sound, however, carried. It drifted on the evening breeze, a melody both strange and captivating, eventually reaching the ears of Apollo himself, who was tending to his own divine responsibilities, his heart filled with the righteous indignation of a wronged god. The god of light, music, and prophecy, whose golden lyre was the envy of all Olympus, heard a sound that was both familiar and utterly alien. It was the sound of his own instrument, yet played with a wildness, a raw, untamed spirit that was entirely new. And it was coming from the direction of his missing cattle.
Apollo, his brow furrowed with a mixture of anger and confusion, followed the sound. He found Hermes, his tiny form silhouetted against the deepening twilight, his fingers dancing across the crude lyre, the stolen cattle gathered around him like an admiring audience. The sight was so audacious, so utterly unexpected, that Apollo stood frozen for a moment, the divine fury momentarily eclipsed by sheer disbelief.
"What in the name of Olympus is this?" Apollo’s voice boomed, laced with a dangerous edge. He strode forward, his golden aura flaring, his eyes fixed on the infant trickster.
Hermes didn’t flinch. He looked up, his bright eyes meeting Apollo’s. A slow, mischievous smile spread across his face. He gestured with his chin towards the lyre. “A new tune, brother,” he chirped, his voice surprisingly clear and resonant. “I thought your cattle looked a little… uninspired. Needed some music to brighten their day.”
Apollo’s jaw tightened. “You stole my cattle, you impudent child! And now you dare to play them like… like some common muse?” He gestured wildly at the lyre. “And what is that… contraption?”
Hermes strummed a chord, a bright, clear sound that seemed to cut through Apollo’s anger. “A new invention,” he declared proudly. “I call it a lyre. Loosely based on yours, of course. Much more… portable. And the sound, don’t you think? It has a certain… wildness.” He winked.
Apollo was beside himself. The sheer nerve of the infant was staggering. He, Apollo, the radiant god of music and prophecy, had his prized herd stolen by a babe, who then proceeded to fashion a crude imitation of his instrument and play it with a skill that was both astonishing and infuriating.
“Wildness? It’s theft! It’s insolence!” Apollo’s voice rose, echoing through the hills. “You will return my cattle this instant, and you will never touch anything of mine again!”
Hermes merely tilted his head, his eyes twinkling. “But they looked so happy,” he said, his voice softening, taking on a persuasive, almost hypnotic quality. “And this music… it’s quite beautiful, don’t you think? It makes one feel… free. Don’t you ever wish for a little more freedom, Apollo? Away from all these… rules?”
Apollo faltered. The boy’s words, delivered with such innocent sincerity, struck a chord. He was bound by his divine duties, by the expectations of Olympus. The unbridled, reckless freedom of the infant was a stark contrast to his own carefully curated existence.
“Freedom is not an excuse for thievery,” Apollo said, regaining his composure, though a flicker of something akin to admiration, quickly suppressed, crossed his face. “And you are too young to understand the consequences of your actions.”
Hermes chuckled, a sound like pebbles tumbling in a stream. “Consequences? Oh, I understand consequences. I also understand persuasion. And apology.” He strummed another chord, a more melancholic tune this time, a melody that spoke of regret and a longing for understanding. “I’m sorry I took your cattle, Apollo. Truly. They are magnificent. But… they inspired me. And this lyre… it’s born of that inspiration. Perhaps… perhaps you could teach me to play it properly? Teach me to make music that truly moves the gods, not just… borrows their shine?”
Apollo stared at the infant, his anger warring with a strange sense of fascination. The boy was a whirlwind of contradictions: a thief, a charmer, a musician, a philosopher, all wrapped in the guise of a helpless babe. He saw the genuine talent in the boy’s eyes, the raw, untamed spirit that was both a threat and an undeniable gift.
“Teach you?” Apollo scoffed, though the conviction in his voice was waning. “You’ve stolen from me and expect me to instruct you?”
“Not *teach* me, precisely,” Hermes corrected, his voice now a smooth, silvery hum. “But perhaps… share your knowledge. Show me how to make this music truly sing. Imagine, Apollo, what we could create together. The songs that would echo through eternity. The tales that would be sung of our combined genius.” He looked up at Apollo, his gaze earnest, his smile disarming. “I’ll give you the cattle back, of course. All of them. And I’ll even give you… this.” He gestured to the lyre. “A gift. For your troubles. A testament to the power of… inspiration.”
Apollo looked from the infant to the stolen cattle, now milling peacefully, and then to the crude lyre. The boy was offering him his possessions back, and in return, a unique, if slightly terrifying, collaboration. He saw not just a thief, but a prodigy. A force of nature that could not be contained, only perhaps, guided.
A slow, grudging smile finally touched Apollo’s lips. “You are a remarkable creature, Hermes,” he admitted, the words tasting foreign on his tongue. “A true menace, but remarkable nonetheless.” He sighed, the tension draining from his shoulders. “Very well. You may keep the lyre for now. And the cattle… they are returned. But this does not mean I condone your actions. And don’t think for a moment that this makes us friends.”
Hermes beamed, a flash of pure, unadulterated joy. He had done it. He had turned a potential punishment into a lesson, a theft into an offering. “Friends?” he echoed, his voice light. “We’ll see. For now, thank you, Apollo. Thank you for the music.”
As Apollo, still shaking his head in bewilderment, began to lead his cattle back towards their pasture, Hermes watched him go. He was left alone in the twilight, the crude lyre nestled in his arms. He had outwitted another god, secured his freedom, and gained a new skill, all before the sun had fully set on his first day of conscious existence. The world, he realized with a thrill, was full of possibilities. And he, Hermes, was just getting started. He plucked a string, the sound resonating in the quiet air, a promise of the boundless, chaotic journey that lay ahead.