Chapter 3
Reginald's Resilient Residence
The third brother, Reginald, is a sensible sort. He diligently builds a strong brick house, focusing on solid foundations and wolf-proofing. He mutters about proper planning, a stark contrast to his brothers' haste.
Reginald, the youngest and by far the most sensible of the pig brothers, surveyed the landscape with a furrowed brow. While Percival was probably already halfway through his first meal in his straw palace and Bartholomew was likely admiring the… dare he say it… *draftiness* of his stick abode, Reginald was excavating. Not for a snack, mind you, but for a foundation. A proper, deep, no-nonsense foundation.
He grunted, shoving a particularly stubborn clod of earth aside with his snout. "Honestly," he muttered, the words puffing out in little clouds of dust, "it's like they've never heard of structural integrity. Straw? Sticks? It's practically an invitation to a wolf buffet. And what if it rains? Or, heaven forbid, a stiff breeze comes along? They'll be scattered like dandelion seeds."
Reginald wasn't one for grand pronouncements or hasty constructions. He believed in doing things right, the first time. His brothers, bless their easily-distracted hearts, seemed to operate on the principle of "good enough, until it isn't." Reginald, however, preferred his "isn't" to be a very, very distant theoretical concept.
He’d spent days poring over blueprints he’d sketched out himself, consulting ancient pig architectural texts (mostly dusty scrolls found in the attic, pilfered from a particularly forgetful badger), and even had a brief, albeit confusing, correspondence with a renowned beaver architect regarding dam construction techniques. The result was a vision of a house that was less a dwelling and more a miniature fortress.
His chosen spot was a gentle rise, offering a commanding view of the surrounding fields, but more importantly, providing excellent drainage. He’d meticulously cleared the area, stomped down the soil until it was as hard as a well-baked biscuit, and was now digging trenches for the footings. Each shovelful of earth was placed with purpose, each brick that would eventually be laid was already mentally accounted for.
"A good house," Reginald lectured himself, though he suspected his brothers would have found his monologue terribly dull, "is built from the ground up. Not just slapped together. You need a solid base, then strong walls, and a roof that doesn't leak like a sieve. And for goodness sake, you need to think about the *threats*." He shuddered, picturing Percival’s flimsy shack. "A wolf, for instance. A wolf would have a field day with that."
He continued his digging, his muscles aching pleasantly with the exertion. He hummed a low, steady tune, a counterpoint to the frantic energy his brothers had displayed. His brothers, with their quick fixes and even quicker meals, were a constant source of mild exasperation. Percival, with his boundless optimism and equally boundless appetite, had declared his straw house "utterly magnificent!" the moment the last stalk was in place. Bartholomew, ever the pragmatist (or so he thought), had scoffed. "Straw? Percival, you're asking for trouble. I'm building with sticks. Sturdier, you see. A bit of a gap here and there, perhaps, but perfectly adequate. And it only took me an afternoon."
Reginald, meanwhile, was on day three of excavation. He’d heard his brothers’ triumphant pronouncements from his own quiet corner of the woods, shaking his head with a mixture of pity and a touch of smugness. He was building for permanence, for safety, for the long haul. He was building a brick house.
The bricks themselves were a story. Reginald had spent weeks firing them in a makeshift kiln, meticulously tending the fire, ensuring each brick was perfectly hardened. He’d even experimented with different clay mixtures, seeking the ideal blend for strength and durability. His paws were perpetually stained with soot, and his snout often bore the tell-tale marks of ash, but he didn't care. These were not just bricks; they were the building blocks of security.
As the trench deepened, Reginald began to lay the first course of foundation stones, each one carefully selected and cemented into place with a mixture of sand, lime, and a secret ingredient he’d learned from a wise old tortoise: a touch of molasses for extra adhesion. "This," he declared, patting a stone firmly into position, "is where the magic *doesn't* happen. This is where the *solidness* happens."
He worked tirelessly, his movements economical and precise. He didn't waste energy, he didn't rush. He laid bricks with a steady hand, his trowel spreading mortar with practiced ease. The walls began to rise, layer by careful layer. They were thick, impossibly so by Percival’s standards, and even Bartholomew raised an eyebrow when he passed by.
“Reginald, old chap,” Bartholomew had called out, leaning against a half-built wall, a twig sticking jauntily from his ear. “Still at it? You know, a few more sticks and I could have had a second story by now. And a chimney. Very important, chimneys.”
Reginald merely grunted, adding another brick to the growing edifice. "A chimney is only important if you intend to use it, Bartholomew. And if the rest of your house isn't going to collapse around it."
Bartholomew had just shrugged, a little too casually. "Mine's perfectly adequate, thank you very much. It'll do. Percival's is… well, it's a bit breezy, isn't it?"
Reginald sighed internally. Breezy was putting it mildly. It was practically a wind tunnel. He’d tried to offer Percival advice. "Percival, dear brother, perhaps a few more supporting beams? Or some mud to bind the straw?" Percival had just waved a dismissive hoof. "Nonsense, Reggie! This is airy and light! Perfect for a summer's day! And I've got a lovely pile of hay for a rug!"
Now, as Reginald’s brick walls climbed higher, he began to consider the roof. He’d opted for thick, overlapping wooden beams, sealed with a generous application of tar. Then, he planned to lay heavy, slate tiles, each one secured with iron nails. It was overkill, some might say. But Reginald wasn't some might say. He was Reginald.
He was so absorbed in his work, in the satisfying rhythm of laying brick upon brick, that he barely noticed the growing shadows stretching across the fields. He was so focused on the strength of his mortar and the angle of his roof beams that he didn’t hear the rustle in the undergrowth, the glint of hungry eyes, the low rumble of anticipation.
He was, however, very aware of the need for a strong door. He’d commissioned a blacksmith to forge a heavy oak door, reinforced with iron bands. And the windows? Small, strategically placed, and fitted with sturdy wooden shutters. He was building a house, yes, but he was also building a sanctuary. A place where a pig could sleep soundly, knowing that a flimsy wall or a gust of wind wouldn't be the end of him.
He paused, wiping sweat from his brow with the back of his dusty hoof. He looked at his work. The walls were solid, the mortar between the bricks a neat, uniform line. The roof beams were firmly in place, ready for their heavy covering. It was, he admitted to himself with a quiet sense of satisfaction, a very good house.
He imagined his brothers, probably already enjoying their afternoon naps, blissfully unaware of the dangers that lurked just beyond the flimsy barriers of their homes. He felt a twinge of concern, a familiar ache in his chest. He loved his brothers, despite their… architectural eccentricities. He hoped, with all his heart, that his diligence would not be needed. But he knew, deep down, that it probably would be.
He picked up another brick, the rough texture familiar and comforting against his hoof. The sun was beginning to dip below the horizon, casting long, dramatic shadows. The air was growing cooler, and a faint scent of pine needles drifted on the breeze. Reginald took a deep breath. He was almost there. Just the roof tiles and the shutters to go. And then, and only then, would he allow himself a moment of rest. A moment to perhaps enjoy a carrot, or a crisp apple. A moment to truly appreciate the quiet, solid, unyielding strength of his brick house. He hummed his steady tune, the sound a quiet defiance against the looming darkness and the potential for trouble. His house was not just a house; it was a promise. A promise of safety. A promise of resilience. A promise that, no matter what huffed and puffed its way into their lives, some things were simply too strong to be blown away.