The Unlikely Fighter: A Comedy of Errors

Previously

…The crowd erupted again, a deafening roar of pure, unadulterated pandemonium. They were cheering for the Rent Money Champion, for the Unlikely Fighter, for the man who had proven that sometimes, just sometimes, pure, unadulterated luck, combined with a healthy dose of utter bewilderment, could conquer all. Artie Pumble, the man who had entered the fight club out of desperation, stood in the center of the ring, a bewildered smile spreading across his face. He was still broke, still clumsy, and still utterly incapable of understanding how any of this had happened. But for tonight, at least, he was the undisputed champion.