Life Of Raheel Awan

Previously

…Next, I decided to conquer the world of finance. I pictured myself in a sharp suit, barking orders into a phone, making millions. I managed to secure an internship at a reputable firm. My tenure there was characterized by my uncanny ability to spill coffee on important documents, accidentally send company-wide emails with subject lines like "Oops, did I do that?", and generally exist in a state of mild panic. My boss, a man whose patience I suspect was thinner than a single ply of toilet paper, eventually