Double Crossed & Double the Laughs

Previously

…Andrew blinked, a flicker of surprise, then relief, crossing his face. He stepped inside, carefully placing the wilted bouquet on the floor by the door, as if it might spontaneously combust. Sparky gave Ash a knowing, almost imperceptible nod. The universe, it seemed, had indeed delivered another unexpected parcel. And Ash, standing in the aftermath of her own chaotic revenge, was about to start unpacking it. The laughter, she suspected, would come later. For now, there was just the bewildering, messy, and undeniably human business of navigating the fallout.