Capering Rogues and Feathered Foes

Previously

…That was it. The final straw. Unassuming? Not entirely without my uses? I was about to become very useful indeed. A plan, as ridiculous and convoluted as some of my previous mishaps, began to form in my mind. It involved a strategically placed banana peel, a well-timed sneeze, and the element of surprise. It was messy, it was chaotic, and it was, I suspected, going to be absolutely brilliant. Bartholomew, basking in his perceived victory, had no idea that his carefully constructed world was about to come tumbling down around him, brought