Shrek

Ch. 1: Beginning Free

Shrek: once upon a time there was princess she a enchanted feast full spell she was locked away in the castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon the only way she could be free was true loves first uh likes that's ever gonna happen

Ch. 2: End Of The Line For Donkey In app

Farquaad 's Goon: next what do we got. Farmer: well i got a talking donkey. Farquaad 's Goon: well that's good for $10 if you prove it. Farmer: no you see he's quite the chatterbox whispers* talk you boneheaded dolt. Farquaad 's Goon: thats it get her out of my sight. Donkey: hey it's can fly. Farquaad 's Goon: he can talk. Donkey: thats right fool now im a flying talking donkey you'll never see a housefly not even a superfly but I bet you never seen a donkeyfly. Farquaad 's Goon: get him.

Ch. 3: Shrek Meets Donkey In app

Farquaad 's Goon: you there ogre I have now sentence both aressted by Farquaad army civilization. Shrek: oh really you and what army. Donkey: can I say something that was really really something why yes I was talking to you that was good and those guards they thought I was all of it. Shrek: why can't you celebrate your freedom with your own friends hmm. Donkey: uh I don't have any friends im all alone there's no one here beside me my problems have all gone there's no one to ride me but you gotta have friends. Shrek: stop singing huh it's no wonder you don't have any friends. Donkey: well i was adopted by a farmer man i like you whats your name. Shrek: uh shrek. Donkey: Shrek what kind of place is that. Shrek: that would be my home. Donkey: oh then it's lovely just amazing you got a modest budget i like that boulder that is a nice boulder. Shrek: your sleeping outside.

Ch. 4: Shrek Starts The Journey In app

Shrek: attention all fairy tale things do not get comfortable im gonna see this farquaad to get all of you off my land and back where you came from you your coming with me. Donkey: aw yes Shrek and Donkey 2 Starwood friends on another worldwide city adventure i love it on the road again sing it with me Shrek I can't wait to get on the road again. Shrek; what did I say about singing. Donkey: can I hum. Shrek: alright fine.

Ch. 5: Shrek Goes To Duloc In app

Donkey: thats it that's duloc I told you I'd find it. Shrek: so this might be Farquaad 's castle maybe he's contrasting for something. Donkey: wow let's do that again.

Ch. 6: Shrek Rescues Fiona In app

Shrek: alright donkey we made it. Donkey: omg it's a dragon it's looks so beautiful. Shrek: okay have fun making out with a dragon while I'll get the princess wake up. Fiona: what. Shrek: are you princess fiona. Fiona: I am wait you didn't slay the dragon. Shrek: its on my to do list now come on. Fiona: wait where are you going the exits over there well I have to save my ass. Fiona: what kind of knight are you. Shrek: what off a kind. Donkey: oh hi princess. Fiona: it talks. Shrek: and to get it to shut up thats the trick. Fiona: that was beautiful now take off the helmet ew your ugly.

Ch. 7: Fiona 's Biggest Belch In app

Shrek: belches* better out in in i always say. Donkey: shrek that is no way to behave in front of a princess. Fiona: belches*. Donkey: she's as nasty as you are. Shrek: your not as bad as I thought. Fiona: well maybe you shouldn't judge people before getting to know them. Donkey: i it's midnight. Fiona: oh no im going to bed. Donkey: you don't need me to read a bedtime story because I will. Fiona: I SAID GOODNIGHT.

Ch. 8: Fiona 's Terrible Truth In app

Donkey: princess where you yells*. Fiona: no donkey it's me. Donkey: princess your uh different. Fiona: im ugly okay. Donkey: well I wouldn't say you look that bad you and Shrek are both ogres. Fiona: well i don't to marry farquaad he's short and stubby and slightly ugly but I should tell Shrek shrek where are you are you okay. Shrek: yep never been better. Fiona: i have something to tell you. Shrek: you don't need to say anything because I heard everything last night. Lord Farquaad: come on princess lets start the wedding tomorrow because there's so much to do. Fiona: very well ogre. Donkey: shrek what are you doing your letting her get away. Shrek: yeah so what. Donkey: look you see i talk to her last night. Shrek: i know you talked to her last night your great pals aren't yuh and if you 2 are such great friends how about you follow her home. Donkey: shrek I want to come with you. Shrek: no i told you didn't i your not coming home with me i live alone my swamp me nobody else understand expressly useless pathetic ugly smelly annoying talking donkeys well you thought wrong.

Ch. 9: Shrek And Donkey Fight In app

Shrek: donkey what are you doing. Donkey: well im making a line to cross this this is your half and this is my half. Shrek: wait im sorry your half. Donkey: yes my half i helped you rescue the princess i get half the work and half the booty now hand me the big old rock thats shaped like your head. Shrek: back off. Donkey: no you back off. Shrek: this is my swamp. Donkey: our swamp. Shrek: let go Donkey. Donkey: you let go. Shrek: stubborn jack ass. Donkey: smelly ogre hey come back here im not through with you yet. Shrek: well im through with you. Donkey: you know your always me me me well guess what no its my turn so you just shut up and pay attention you are mean to me you insult me and don't appreciate anything I do and you don't even say sorry. Shrek: fine im sorry for stabbing me in the back. Donkey: oh you see you so wrapped up in layers onion boy you afraid of you your own feelings Fiona had feelings for you she maybe even loved you. Shrek: love me she said I was ugly a hideous creature. Donkey: she wasn't talking about you she was talking about somebody else. Shrek: but then who was she talking about. Donkey: talking about lord farquaad. Shrek: fine im sorry donkey friends. Donkey: friends but are you forgetting something.

Ch. 10: Shrek And Donkey Crash The Wedding In app

Shrek: huh the wedding we not make it in time. Donkey: dont worry I got a lift. Shrek: aw come here you. Donkey: alright nobody likes a kiss ass wait Shrek you love this woman dont you you wanna hold her please her. Shrek: yes. Donkey: then you gotta have little tenderness chick's love that romantic crap. Shrek: alright when does the guy say the guy say the line. Priest: we are gathered here today for the weeding of lord farquaad and princess fiona speak now no or forever hold your pee. Donkey: hey said it. Shrek: oh for the love of piece I object. Lord Farquaad: well your too late for showing uninvited. Shrek: Fiona you shouldn't marry this guy. Fiona: and why not. Shrek: because he's just marrying you so he could be king. Lord Farquaad: thats papostrious Fiona kiss me happily after. Fiona transforms into a ogre. Shrek: well that explains a lot. Lord Farquaad: you now what screw this im out of here. Donkey: where do you think you think your going. The dragon eats lord farquaad. Donkey: i was hoping this would be a happy ending.

Ch. 11: VOICE TALENTS In app

Shrek: Mike Myers Donkey: Eddie Murphy Fiona: Cameron Diaz Lord Farquaad: John Lithghow Farmer: Blake Shelton Priest: Jerry Stiller Dragon: Frank Welker

Ch. 12: CREATED BY In app

William Steig

Ch. 13: SCRIPT In app

Armani Clay Borges

Ch. 14: CASTING In app

Tom Rogers

Ch. 15: COSTUMES BY In app

Tim Allen

Ch. 16: EDITING In app

Joe Biden